"Never Getting Coffee With You" - Comedy Music Video | The Scene

Watch "Never Getting Coffee" a hilarious new music video about running into acquaintances on the street and promising to get coffee with them.



Featuring: Alyssa Limperis, Patti Harrison, Andy Bustillos, Rachel Pegram, Catherine Cohen, Gwynn Ballard, Steven London, Gayatri Rajagopalan, Lisa Yapp, Courtney Wells, Andrew Casertano



Lyrics:

I was at the gym toning my rear end

When I saw Kelsey, who’s like, a friend of a friend?

I barely know her, so didn’t need to say hi

But then I kind of had to ‘cause we locked eyes.



Hey! Hi! How’ve you been?

Good, thanks, it’s nice to see again.

She said, “Let’s hang,” ‘cause we ran out of things to say

But it’s never gonna happen cause you know how I play





CHORUS:

I’m gonna be nice, say what’s up and hey

I’ll ask about your mom, your job and your day

You’ll say let’s catch up, grab a coffee or two

I’ll say for sure but you know how I do

I’m never getting coffee

Never getting coffee with you



I was on my way to work down Park Avenue

When I heard a voice say OH MY GOD IS THAT YOU?

It was that weird guy from my high school play

A modern interpretation of The Glass Menagerie



He said it’s great to see you, it’s been a long time

Remember that play we did? I still know every line

Let’s discuss it sometime in a cute café

But it’s never gonna happen ‘cause you know how I play?



CHORUS:

I’m gonna be nice, say what’s up and hey

I’ll ask about your mom, your job and your day

You’ll say let’s catch up, grab a coffee or two

I’ll say for sure but you know how I do

I’m never getting coffee

Never getting coffee with you



Whether you’re an old co-worker or my mom’s BFF

That skinny bitch from yoga or my ex-boyfriend Jeff

Or really anyone who isn’t in my squad of two

I’m not gonna make the time for you



I’ll make time to sit around for an hour or four

Binge on Netflix, order pizza to my door

Watch every story on Facebook, and Insta, snap

But you think I’m gonna fall for this trap? Nah.



CHORUS:

I’m gonna be nice, say what’s up and hey

I’ll ask about your mom, your job and your day

You’ll say let’s catch up, grab a coffee or two

I’ll say for sure but you know how I do

I’m never getting coffee

Never getting coffee with you
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